Railwire Traveling Baggage Car - Admin Thread

[Ed Kapuscinski]

So I just got a tracking update, and apparently my shipment is no longer traveling with the car. Hmm.

[chicken45]

So I just got a tracking update, and apparently my shipment is no longer traveling with the car. Hmm.

That's because once it made it in to Lee's anus, it never made it out.

[peteski]

That's because once it made it in to Lee's anus, it never made it out.

[randgust]

Nope, the box of 'lading' was all there, including some unidentifiable crates, a time machine, and a sheep, although the only prop I used was Jim.

As far as for the giant snail/phallus, apparently that was seized by border agents.  Not there.  Either that or a giant case of crabs someplace.

In my story line nobody in their right mind wanted to open that car door - just a horrible, terrible, case of mishandling an interchange.  Keep it moving, nothing to see here folks, move along....

[Lemosteam]

That's because once it made it in to Lee's anus, it never made it out.

Gives new meaning to the term "Rim Shot" folks!   

Dear Lord.

[mu26aeh]

So I just got a tracking update, and apparently my shipment is no longer traveling with the car. Hmm.

I thought I seen a message where that was sent back, but now I don't see it anywhere.  Maybe I didn't see it. 

[wm3798]

The shipment was lost in transit, and the matter is now being investigated by the house dick of the insurance company.

The evidence is strong that it was lost at sea to the creature captured by the cameras on its last stop. 

The originator of the project interjected, delighted that this shipment now rests at the bottom of the sea.

He also looks forward to future stops along the route, and hopes that it will heretofore avoid any further entanglements in any junior high lunch rooms...

Stay classy, San Diego.

Lee

[Lemosteam]

The shipment was lost in transit, and the matter is now being investigated by the house dick of the insurance company.

The evidence is strong that it was lost at sea to the creature captured by the cameras on its last stop. 

The originator of the project interjected, delighted that this shipment now rests at the bottom of the sea.

He also looks forward to future stops along the route, and hopes that it will heretofore avoid any further entanglements in any junior high lunch rooms...

Stay classy, San Diego.

Lee

Translation, "I'm keeping the damn thing!"   

[chicken45]

Just send me the D, Lee.

Or I'll make a bigger, blacker one.

[wm3798]

Do what you must.  You don't want one with crabs, do you?

[chicken45]

Do what you must.  You don't want one with crabs, do you?

At least I'll know who they came from.

[eric220]

The originator of the project interjected, delighted that this shipment now rests at the bottom of the sea.

He also looks forward to future stops along the route, and hopes that it will heretofore avoid any further entanglements in any junior high lunch rooms...

Stay classy, San Diego.

Lee

Lee is correct. The thread was getting to be more about a phallus than a train car. I feel that the joke has run its course.

I was hoping that he finished @mu26aeh ‘s story and actually mailed the thing annonymously to Hunter Harrison.

[Lemosteam]

Lee is correct. The thread was getting to be more about a phallus than a train car. I feel that the joke has run its course.

I was hoping that he finished @mu26aeh ‘s story and actually mailed the thing annonymously to Hunter Harrison.

Glad, no offense @Ed Kapuscinski ,  it wouldn't quite fit in with my story without getting really sordid and nasty.

[chicken45]

Glad, no offense @Ed Kapuscinski ,  it wouldn't quite fit in with my story without getting really sordid and nasty.

Well, even if it was, you wouldn't be the first.

[eric220]

Two weeks and no word from Jim. I do hope he and his sheep are alright!